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hi beautiful today you're gonna learn all about what face shape you have and what haircut would look best for your face shape and I'm gonna say face shape probably three hundred thousand times so if you want to count be my guest I made this video two years ago now which is crazy to me because I feel like I just did this but apparently I did it so you're gonna get a new and improved updated how to pick the haircut for your face shape video and it is very much new and very much improved since the last version I'm gonna simplify it a lot more for you today by the end of this video you'll learn how to make yourself look more attractive to the human eye through a haircut that fits your personal face shape let's do it oh let's keep the energy up for this one it could be kind of boring sometimes learning about face shapes it's like a lot of stuff like a lot of information I'm sure like go throw it you there are six different face shapes that you could fit into unless you don't and then I'm so sorry but this video might fail you let's go through each face shape one at a time that way I don't confuse you and like give you so much information at once and it just goes way through one year out the other you know we're gonna really break it down make it easy digestible fun firstly I want you to grab a mirror or go stand in a mirror as I go through the face shapes right now and I want you to identify what you have and before I explain the face shapes you might already think you have a certain shape but it might not be correct so I'm gonna help you decide while you look in the mirror what face shape you have so first we have the diamond with this wonderful face shape you'll get for just 1995 you a sharp jawline that is usually pretty pointed and then you have your cheekbones that are very pronounced very out-there very angular and then your forehead will be a little bit on the smaller side with wise so it's smaller up here wider your cheekbones and smaller down here which makes that very angular diamond face shape that one's easy now we'll move on to the round onde face round is round was that so hard usually somebody with a round face has well a very full rounded face everything is very smoothed out and circular there's no protruding cheekbones there's no protruding jaw lines everything is very circular and round hence why it's called round and that one you'll get for $5.99 the square that's square you learn to draw this shape in like I don't know kindergarten so hopefully you know what that is a square well you're like how does somebody have a square on their face they don't it's more of a figurative meaning of the shapes so somebody with a square face has these same heights this way as with this way now it doesn't need to be perfect humans are not perfect so it's very unlikely that you have a perfectly symmetrical square face but you get the idea of it okay also your jaw is usually very pronounced very squared off this way your forehead very squared off very angular this way and everything kind of matches up to form a sort of square and now we move on to the oblong which is similar to a couple of the other ones we just went over this is a mix between an oval and the square also known as a rectangle usually the face is on the longer side so the height here is usually 2 times the length of the forehead across you typically have more fullness going down throughout this cheek area and it's not all concentrated right here and the chin is a bit more widened and less angular the heart which happens to be the one I have this is a hard shape face ok if I lift up my hair it would be like it's a heart that's because I love you I hope when you see my face you just think Oh Brad loves me so on a heart-shaped face the forehead is wider than the jaw the jaw comes to a slight point right here we got slightly widened cheekbones and we get a very nice and wide forehead that comes to a peak it gives us the heart and lastly we have the most optimal face shape for a woman which is an oval do you have an oval face let's find out we're not getting a lot of harsh lines from the jaw so everything is very proportionate the the cheeks the jaw everything's about the same width around this length is a tiny bit longer than the width this way everything is very soft you may have that very feminine hairline that is you know round it out your jaw comes to a slight point but it's more on the rounded side then pointed hopefully maybe you've identified your face shape and if you haven't that's okay I'm gonna help you understand just a little bit more let's play a game we're gonna play a game where you decide what face shape this celebrity has I'm gonna give you three options you choose which is best and the game starts now and your life is on the line you could win a million dollars but maybe it won't be real money and the timer starts now you have three seconds to answer my question first up we have JLo known for her hit song Jenny from the block what face shape does JLo have here are your three options we have diamond we have oval we have square alright I'll give you a second really analyze that face look at the angles look at the width look at the height look at everything going on draw a little shape router face with your finger what do you see if you chose diamond well that's the correct answer congratulations and if you didn't win try harder next time you can see that her chin goes into a point her cheekbones come out and her forehead goes into a slight point up next we have Jessica Alba is she a heart shape is she had done or is she round I'll give you point two seconds okay do you have your answer if you chose heart shape you'd be correct now with Jessica you can see the her hairline comes down into a point also known as a widow's peak okay heart shaped faces typically have this and her cheekbones don't come too far out her foreheads effing wide and her chin comes to a point giving you the harsh effect and next Miranda Kerr supermodel extraordinary beautiful oh glamazon honey bunny hottie does she have a square face or does she have a oblong face or does she have a round face all align with your eyes figure it out for me and let me know what you come back with if you said round you're correct and you're hired I want you I need you because you're smart yes she's a round face and this goes to show you a round as beautiful guys and just because you might have a round face doesn't mean you look bad I've had so many friends in my past be like oh my God my face is so brown like I'm so ugly like no girl you're hot as you can see she has no harsh lines going on there's no sharp jaw there's no sharp cheekbones everything's very soft and a bit more on the wider side and then saying oval and she's looking fabulous now we have miss Angelina Jolie no Angelina Jolie No take your choice man take a choice is it oblong is she a heart or she alright on his face if you said square well congratulations you've officially won a hundred billion dollars I feel like this one is quite simple it literally looks like a square she's very angular but not long like an oblong so she must be a square and
Thanks for your comment Jacob Ka, have a nice day.
- Lemuel Alyea, Staff Member
oh yeah what your haircut says about you middle part you're a basic white girl bowl cut you like eating your ramen from the bowl and you get bullied i mean at the same time you're kind of asking for it though buzz cut you told your hair to buzz off thanks if it's not perfectly straight you get triggered piggy tails you're either a kid or an anime girl pixie cut you better be hot to pull this off because otherwise you look like a grandma fade when the barber gets it right you feel fresh but when he gets it wrong rest in peace afro you like not being able to fit through a door the first try folding i'm genuinely sorry for you man not a fun thing to have to deal with bone there's a 50 chance to keep your head shiny how do you even do that mohawk you intimidate lots of people but in reality you're extremely kind hearted no hawk you belong in a mental hospital comb over you're trying to hide it but everyone knows you're balding messy bun your mess is blessed well if it looks good actual messy hair doesn't work it's all about the styling man bud you're a man who likes buns dreadlocks you either smoke pot or you're homeless or both french braids you don't like it when people pull on your hair but it's happened nonetheless mullet you want to look like a guy in the front and a girl in the back flat top you want to look like a minecraftian crew cut you believe there's no place for hair on the sides bob cut despite what it's called you're not actually named bob samurai you're ready for some panda express hair graffiti you want a graffiti but you still don't want to break the law so you used your own head shaved on one side long on the other you really can't make up your mind ponytail you're an athlete or ariana grande box braids you're black or you want to be long and girly you like hair that takes up space short and curly your hair represents your life a mess space puns you want to look like a mouse or sailor moon e-boy hair you love displaying your forehead and dyeing your hair until it's destroyed hey girl hair you think you're barely eyelash tangled hair you like brushes and pain mid-length hair you're in that one awkward phase of trying to grow your hair out but it still doesn't look quite right clown you definitely aren't shy about expressing yourself emo hair you can't see pompadour your hair is just a wave waiting to crash down on the world wig you're literally every cosplayer strawberry you've got a very special cut einstein you think having his hair makes you a genius it makes you stupid tattooed you've definitely been in jail josuke you don't want anyone insulting your hair because if they do there's going to be a funeral medusa your hair has a life of its own long hair is a boy or short hair is a girl your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year okay everybody i hope you enjoyed the video it's all just a joke so don't take it seriously i'm sorry if i hurt your feelings comment down below what your haircut is and if i didn't get it then comment that too as always my name's evie perry and i'll see you in the next video
Thanks Randy your participation is very much appreciated
- Lemuel Alyea
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I've studied philosophy of history at Texas A&M University-Texarkana in Texarkana and I am an expert in systems chemistry. I usually feel irritated. My previous job was physician's office nurse I held this position for 22 years, I love talking about car spotting and camogie. Huge fan of Calum Scott I practice rope climbing and collect seashells.
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